thewalkingassbutt:

fit-foreverafter:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

MANgerine

I got really confused for a few seconds because I didn’t pay attention to the caption at the top and I thought these were all t-shirts dedicated to various names related to Benedict Cumberbatch my brain just registered Slaughtermelon Bombegranetas his name I don’t even know anymore

thewalkingassbutt:

fit-foreverafter:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

MANgerine

I got really confused for a few seconds because I didn’t pay attention to the caption at the top and I thought these were all t-shirts dedicated to various names related to Benedict Cumberbatch my brain just registered Slaughtermelon Bombegranetas his name I don’t even know anymore

rebeccaelouise:

Don’t mind if I do! #vans #schuh @vansgirls

rebeccaelouise:

Don’t mind if I do! #vans #schuh @vansgirls

feeling so weirdly socially inept nowadays

how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

5th grade

friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
not only did i laugh at this just the other day but i also remember being like the main person going and asking everyone
and crying of laughter
when did i stop being so cool

can i just say that was the weirdest night of my life

i mean i actually rode in the back of an ambulance

what the fuck