feeling so weirdly socially inept nowadays
| how my mother works | |
| me: | mom i got all A's |
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i cleaned the whole house |
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant |
| mom: | |
| mom: | is this your cup on the table? |
| me: | yes |
| mom: | you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight |
(Source: thechocolatebrigade)
5th grade
| friend: | spell ICUP |
| me: | I-C-U-P |
| everyone: | OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD |
| not only did i laugh at this just the other day but i also remember being like the main person going and asking everyone | |
| and crying of laughter | |
| when did i stop being so cool |
can i just say that was the weirdest night of my life
i mean i actually rode in the back of an ambulance
what the fuck
| looking back at myself a year ago: | how embarassing |
| looking back at myself a month ago: | how embarassing |
| looking back at myself a week ago: | how embarassing |
| looking back at myself yesterday: | how embarassing |
| looking at myself right now: | how embarassing |
Genuinely think I’ve lost the plot I’m so confused
Keep going from feeling I can do anything to being completely incapable. Something in between would be nice?
my life ^^
(Source: the-unpopular-opinions)
